Byte Logistica 2.4beta April 26, 2007
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Zeal Unfocusd Inc has now entered the area of web logistics with its latest release of website-to-website transportation service.
Byte Logistica 2.4beta will change the way you navigate on the web. No more stressful journeys from one website to another. With the Byte Logistica 2.4beta your navigation has become smooth and extremely comfortable. A small installation file is all that you need to buy from Zeal Unfocusd Inc. Whenever you are leaving any website and opening another site all you have to do is press cntrl+alt+abc and presto Byte Logistca’s newest vehicle will pick you up and drop you at the website you want. Since the vehicle is digital, it does not consume any fuel; just a few bytes of your hard disk.
Byte Logistica 2.4beta also caters to your digital shifting purposes. If you are bored with your old website and want to shift all your content to a new location on a new server, well, you know the magic key combination – cntrl+alt+abc and lo, the best transportation for your shifting needs is on your desktop. The inbuilt program will pack the contents of your website and cleanly unpack it at your new server. It doesn’t forget even one css file. Every byte is transferred.
Byte Logistica is uses a powerful patented combination of matrix algorithms and complex integral algebra to make this digital wonder possible. So make sure you use its full potential!
Web Mocha 1.0e April 25, 2007
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Ever heard of Coffee being served on the websites! Sounds weird? But with the ground-breaking advances in JAVA by Zeal unFoCusd Inc, their latest web product release Web Mocha 1.0e will do exactly that.
You can now visit any of the websites that Zeal unFoCusd has tied up with and with a couple of clicks hot steaming coffee is served right there on the site. And you don’t even have to tip the server!
Zeal has already entered into strategic revenue sharing partnerships with the biggies in the web industry and most of your free mail providers have already installed widgets into their pages. And whats more, Zeal has offered an initial free registrations for bloggers and you can serve coffee to your visitors on your blog.
There have been certain stray reports of bugs in the beta version like coffee spilling on the trousers of laptop users and Zeal has already announced a cautionary warning to laptop users to avoid placing their machines on their laps after ordering coffee.
Zeal is currently negotiating to tie-up with major online money transfer services to offer cards to users so they could carry it along and have coffee at any time of the day and in any part of the world!
Zeal says it is planning to offer a small downloadable program in their second version that when installed would allow them to serve coffee direct to the desktop of the users. Let’s hope Web Mocha would soon let us have even pizzas and burgers on any website!
