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Helo Sar,

I yam surching for gud jab in any arganisashun. Lukkilee, you sended me this great meil. Though i am not failed in any exam bekos unforchunately i did not atten exams, i have great kwalificashun. I can hit people on thier heds and fall down and acting dead. they think i dead and scrach their hed. i will again get up and hitted them and acting dead again and again until they are deaded relly. that is my sooper teknik.

i am wonderful disgiser also. i can pretend to bee anybody including an email virus. i can also act like poshh teeenagur by wRitiNg liKe tHiS aGaIN ANd AgAin. I also hide my handwriting by typing insted of writing. haha (that ees my laugh).

Ass for kaching the terrible terrarist, i alredy have his photographs that i reseeved from my secret konsultant. heer is my idya how to kill the terrarist.

i will zoom intoo the terrarist eye in photo till i get the reflecshun of the photographur. then i will zoom into the eye of that photographur till i see reflekshun of the terrarist again. i will do that again und again until i know both the terrarist and photgraphur by heart. then i will katch and captur the photographur and torchur him with my philosaphy of aunty-terrarism (i yam a freelans philasapher, you see). then the poor photographur will tell the cave wher the terrarist is hiddun. which mite be in mountain caves of pacific ocean where he is said to be building castles in air.

i will then sit at the entrans af the cave and smoke thousand water-proof cigarettes. that will unsmoke the terrible terrarist out. but af kors i will not surrendar the terrarist to you, bekas you see i yam not a fool. i know you will give terrarist to governament and they will give you money. so i will disguis like you and go to governament of divided warld and get the mony for myself.

sins i yam going to cheet you, please reply me how the strategy is and then read the following lines.

concentrate on this exclamashun mark

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now reed the below lines without lifting your eyes fram the exclamashun mark

i never red this eemail
i don’t no who i yam
i don’t no internet
i am dyin
i am dyin
i am ded

no you can remove your eyes from the exclamashum mark becos you are alreddy dead.

muhaahahahaaaa

lang live myself

yours sinsherelee
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