Box Candies

Zeal Unfocussd Publishing has bagged the rights to publish the legendary Underworld Don and Gangster Daffy’s autobiography Life’s Ain’t An Easy Bitch.

The dangerous don of the underworld had a few months back announced to make public his notorious life as the Gangster of all dogs. He was immediately flooded by offers from hundreds of ace publishers across the world including from countries that want don for various heinous crimes he committed.

The Don decided it was time the world learnt from his criminal exploits that included grand larceny, extortion, multitude of rapes and murders, art thefts, drugs and bones trafficking and several other crimes. He also also decided to reveal his mystic past that had been a question of debate in the scholastic circles.

Though born an AKC recognized labrador in a highly pedigreed family, don had given up domestic life and declared himself a street mongrel and took to a life of petty crime at a very young age. And from there, through sheer doggedness and canine cunning he climbed the ladder of crime and sank into the underworld. Last year he topped the underworld chart beating even Osama Bin Laden, Dawood Ibrahim and other notorious gangsters and terrorists. He is currently wanted by 32 countries and has a prize money of 3 Billion Dollars on his head.

Don who is famous for his witty one-liners like ‘If its a bitch, its mine!’, ‘A son of a bitch ain’t a bastard by default!’, ‘My tail don’t wag for nobody!’, etc is currently looking for a human freelance writer because the law of Camidian Government does not allow dogs to author books even if they are autobiographies.

The book is expected to be finished by next fall and be out in the stands by April 2008. Being a dog, Don said the book would also be tranlated into audio book of barks for the sake of his canine clan.

It is rumored that certain Hollywood Studios have shown interest in purchasing the filming rights for the book.